churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

(via myscratchedghost)

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

(via inspiringrandomness)

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

image

(Source: hardcoregrandma, via bxbyelf)

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via lettheoceantakemeh)

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

(Source: iiiarclight, via will-there-be-sex)

leaderelesa:

haha on a scale of one to brazil how bad is your day

(via 0f-m1ce-and-squidgy)